Straight From The Headlines

"During an interview, he seemed to constantly be unsure of where he was..."
"Experts believe this could perhaps be a distant genealogical relative of the Kraken..."
"Lawmakers claim that it's difficult for them to do their jobs while distracted..."
"Said a bystander, 'We don't know how it got all the way from the ocean to here'..."
"We're not yet sure why so many would contribute to hurt people who are already down..."
"Zoom came out with a statement that the event clearly broke their terms and..."
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