• "How could I possibly be the commander of a ship as a tiny South American quadruped?!" ("1 7? 1'1 1 4 6!")
• Wild child who'll totally rat you out to the cops (5 4 4)
• Ham slicer or meat hook, say, that company owner put in hot water (4 6 3 6)
• "A girl's name, such as that of actress Richards of Starship Troopers", maybe (6, 7)
• Steadily move downwind (4 7)
• Japanese side dish, as prepared by the mother of Helen of Troy (7 4 4)
• Snobby avid internet-using female plays Scrabble and receives vowel (7 1-4 4 1 4)
• Slogan for an English boarding school that only accepts unimportant people (4: 3 2 3 2 4)
• Demonic hound with 7 consecutive kills in League of Legends (7 4 3)
• Find an African country on a map (2 7)
• Comedian Jay, after becoming a military officer focusing on affection (4, 4 7)
• Wildcat record (4 5)
• DC's baseball team visiting Kabul (4 2 11)
• By the way, water-testing org. is psychic (1.1.: 3 3 3)
• Alternate route lined with citations (5 6)
• Exclamation from a dejected queen (3 3)
• Children's author purposefully disregarding problems (5 8 6)
• Japanese hunting dog puppies (5 6)
• Used a broom to clean the damp seating in a haunted cathedral (5 5 5 4)
• Job carried out by the Middle Eastern condiment mafia (6 3)
• Game that usually ends in a draw and can be obtained without a prescription from a Cambridge university (3-3-3, 3 2 3)
• Give woollen tapestry to one sharing your birthday in exchange for something (5 4 7 3)
• Grime on Poseidon's weapon (7 4)
• One who doesn't like you or anything overturns site of egg theft (8 5 8 4)
• You and I choose between one Japanese musician/activist and one extremely rare Pokémon to strand on an island (2 6 4 3 2 1 3)
• Even less desirable, subtract one from that particular line of German luxury vehicles (5, 9 3 8 3)